Showing posts with label Al Gore. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Al Gore. Show all posts

Saturday, July 30, 2011

"It's Only a Model" NASA Data Says

New Data Challenges 'Global Warming' Theory

Beverly Street
February 2010 saw this record snow in Staunton on Beverley Street.

Data from NASA's Terra satellite challenges previous models that 'prove' global warming. Hypothesis based on the satellite's findings show that planet Earth actually releases heat into space, more than it retains it. The higher efficiency of releasing energy outside of Earth contradicts former forecasts of climate change.

Read more here:
Earth Releasing Heat into Space [click to read] in International Business Times.
Global Warming Theories Wrong [click to read] in International Business Times.
Investigation Leads to Global Warming Doubt [click to read].

'The Day after Yesterday'
Global Warming Isn't About Observation Anyway

In 2007 we visited Alaska. Just outside Juneau we saw a glacier that was shrinking "due to global warming." Later we sailed past the mighty Hubbard Glacier, which is "growing due to global warming." How can both be true?

Easy! In the world of climate 'science' the observed phenomena simply are added to the narritive for the desired result. The 'coming ice age' was recast as 'global warming,' remember.

Back in the early sixties, my brothers and I went to see the movie Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea. It's been a while but here's the plot synopsis:

A new research submarine takes to the seas [conveniently fitted with Polaris missles, more on that later] and embarks on her maiden voyage. It was a cool submarine too. There was a shark tank somewhere in her midsection. The sub's most interesting feature was a gigantic bay window in the prow for observing giant squid and other Jules Verne inspired monsters that will attack it during the course of the film.

Life in the research sub is humming along when suddenly the Van Allen belt, a radiation field around the Earth, catches fire. My father, a NASA engineer, chuckled at this one. It is impossible for a radiation field in space to catch fire. Still it made for a pretty good Earth-threatening disaster film.

The plucky scientists on the Seaview devise a means to put out the fire in the Van Allen belt but they have to argue their case before the United Nations. The fire is really heating up now and all the scenes in New York are shot through a red lens. To a ten year old it was pretty ominous. Their plan involves shooting a Polaris into the belt and exploding it.

True to form the United Nations debate ends in a denial of permission for the mission and the sub is now stuck in New York Harbor with blue helmets guarding every inch of her. Now the brave captain makes the decision to do it anyway. He submerges the sub and leaves the blue helmets swimming as he makes his escape.

Now he must evade the navies of the world. He must submerge to depths unimagined and face the perils of giant squid and other such creatures. Finally he is able to fire the missle and the Van Allen Belt fire is blown out! Hooray for American ingenuity and spirit!

They knew how to make good movies back then!

Fast forward to a few years ago. The kids brought home a movie called "The Day After Tomorrow." It too is a junk science disaster film but this time global warming causes super-sized hurricanes that somehow create a major chill down of whatever part of the Earth they cover... global warming causing freezing!

The movie is an odd juxtaposition of climate penance and self actualization as scientist Dad rescues his kid and his kid's girlfriend who are on a field trip to New York when this happens. Plucky son saves everybody from freezing by burning books in the New York Public Library. Young love blossoms as the world goes to hell. Inwardly I'm shouting "where's your Polaris missle?" There is no heroic effort to blow out the monster storms that I can see. The movie ends with a scene guaranteed to warm any leftist's heart. The United States is covered with Ice and the survivors are all refugees to Mexico "if they'll let us in." Of course, that is the real point of the movie anyway.

In my mind I rewrite the ending. In my version the scientist must choose between saving his son and saving the people of the United States. He makes the heroic choice.

Scientist goes against the United Nations and launches storm busting missles out of our Midwest silos. Storm is knocked out but scientist sacrifices rescuing son and stupid girlfriend who freeze in the New York Public Library because the librarian will not allow the defacing of books.

My ending would have been better.

Sailing Hubbard Glacier
Hubbard Glacier.

Mendenhal Glacier
Mendenhal Glacier near Juneau.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

"Augusta Al' Didn't See His Shadow

Mysterious Marmot Fails to Materialize

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'Augusta Al' hasn't come out yet. He may be history.

It is a bright sunny day. Of course that would mean six more weeks of Winter as 'Augusta Al,' the largest groundhog in our neighborhood, would undoubtedly see his shadow.

But, alas, I fear the untimely demise of 'Augusta Al' has occurred... victim of my neighbor's pistol practice. I'll keep you posted if I do see him.

Update: Bill O'Reilly actually interviewed Mr. Gore recently and Gore told him that the great blizzard over the Great Lakes region is actually the result of 'global warming.' Thus we are to assume that Augusta Al slept in today and did not see his shadow, Winter is no more due to 'global warming,' but if it snows 24" tomorrow that is a normal result of 'global warming.' WHATEVER weather comes our way is the result of 'global warming.'

Monday, June 7, 2010

Don't Blame Bush, Its All My Fault

It Was I Who Shared this 'Inconvenient Truth'

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File photo of 'Augusta Al.' No woman that I know wants to be married to a rodent.

Monday, February 15, 2010

THYME Magazine

Citizen Journalism with a Better Flavor

THYME Magazine, Volume II, Issue VII
Volume II, Issue VII

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Polar Bear populations are increasing!

Climate Science, the Real Snow Job

The East Anglia Emails [click to read] show a clear and disturbing bit of 'Climate Science' abuse that has already been well documented in the Blogosphere. 'Climate Science' is continually reducing itself to the level of Alchemy and Spontaneous Generation Theory. Recasting 'Global Warming' as 'Climate Change' isn't helping. Americans are waking up and seeing the 'Snake Oil' salesmen of climate science for who they really are.

Now Phil Jones of the East Anglia Climate Research Unit has 'Lost His Religion' [click to read] according to Yankee Phil. Algore is in hiding, hoping not to see his shadow and the Church of Global Warming is in crisis.

Michelle Malkin Has More [click to read].

And more snow is falling in Virginia today! But lest we forget the full wonder of the Winter of 2009 and 2010, THYME has prepared a special section [see below] that starts with the 'October Surprise' snow in the Blue Ridge Mountains and chronicles the Winter right up to and including the snows of Apocolyptic proportions.

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'Augusta Al' still hasn't come out.

The Winter of 2009 - 2010

Special Section [click to read] begins today. Watch for future installments.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

The 'Gore Effect'

More Documented than 'Global Warming'

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'Augusta Al' doesn't want to see his shadow.

Yankee Phil Has the Data [click to read].

Snowball Fight
Snowball fight, Crozet Virginia.