THYME Magazine Election Issue II

Citizen Journalism with a Better Flavor


Volume II, Issue XLVIA

More on the 2010 Election

I tuned in Rush Limbaugh's show today and heard munchkins. Munchkins? Read on and see how munchkins weigh in on the 2010 elections:

Rush limbaugh pointed out the fact that Nancy Pelosi is no longer the Speaker of the House!

He did so with this great song from The Wizard of Oz:

Munchkins:

Ding Dong! The Witch is dead.
Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head,
rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead.

She's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho,
let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.

Ding Dong' the merry-oh,
sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know The Wicked Witch is dead!

Mayor:

As Mayor of the Munchkin City, In the County of the Land of Oz, I welcome you most regally.

Barrister: But we've got to verify it legally, to see

Mayor: To see?

Barrister: If she

Mayor: If she?

Barrister: Is morally, ethic'lly

Father No.1: Spiritually, physically

Father No. 2: Positively, absolutely

Munchkins: Undeniably and reliably Dead

Coroner:

As Coroner I must aver,
I thoroughly examined her.
And she's not only merely dead,
she's really most sincerely dead.

Mayor: Then this is a day of Independence For all the Munchkins and their descendants.

Barrister: If any.

Mayor:

Yes, let the joyous news be spread
The wicked Old Witch at last is dead!

Barack Obama has suceeded in knocking out some cars in the DEMolition derby. Pelosi's is one of them.

The Two Billion Dollar Vacation
Demolition Derby with Your Dollars

Phil Has More [click to read] caution: obscenity in the level of spending and hubris.